Tuesday, December 4, 2012

SPOILER ALERT!!!

I haven't watched RAW yet, so please please don't tell me what happened...  REALLY rooting for AJ and Cena, even though I made the mistake of reading this yesterday.  I'm hoping he just went to Nikki Bella's high school reunion to be nice. 

Which wrestler would YOU like to bring to YOUR high school reunion?  Leave a comment after the jump!

Vampires and Christmas Music

Do vampires like Christmas music? 

Oh, of course, the body the blood, the eating of the christ - it all stems from the death and rebirth of the winter solstice.  There is no Easter without Christmas, and no Christmas without Easter.  Catholics explicitly drink the actual blood of their god every Sunday at mass, and so I suppose one could imagine that vampires, bone-headed literalists, craving some semblance of normalcy, of their lost humanity might 'enjoy Christmas' as they enjoy the Christian mysticism.

But are vampires that simple-minded?  Do they enjoy in humanity what bears resemblance to them? 

No, of course not! 

Vampires are complex and like the rest of us, enjoy the seasons!  Unlike us though vampires enjoy winter: they do not feel the cold, AND they can go outside or 'be awake' for more hours of each day.  Think about it: winter is vampire summer. 

We, the humans, might suppress a smile at:
Here it is the groove slightly transformed
Just a bit of a break from the norm
Just a little somethin' to break the monotony
Of all that hardcore dance that has gotten to be
A little bit out of control it's cool to dance
But what about the groove that soothes that moves romance
Give me a soft subtle mix
And if ain't broke then don't try to fix it
And think of the summers of the past
Adjust the base and let the alpine blast
Pop in my cd and let me run a rhyme
And put your car on cruise and lay back cause this is summertime
 
, a VAMPIRE will feel the same way about the Prague philharmonic's rendition of 'Silent Night', it will remind him of driving around drinking beer (obviously only in the 70s), and going to the beach!  He can do that during winter, just like you can do that during summer.

VAMPIRES LOVE CHRISTMAS music and they highly recommend The Christmas Classics station on Pandora. 

Monday, December 3, 2012

The painful truth

It is unfortunate that given opportunity to write, I am incapable of writing.

Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Too Much Too Soon: Is Ajcena Doomed from the Start?

I'm worried about AJ and John Cena's relationship being so public so early on.  I'm actually hoping that they were having a relationship this whole time -- otherwise, the public scrutiny might destroy them.  She looks so happy, and he so valiantly fought for her on Monday Night Raw.  He looked a little bit less than thrilled when kissing her this time, but maybe he was just out of breath and in pain from re-injuring his torn miniscus? They were really cute leaving the arena, I just hope they find true love. 

Friday, April 20, 2012

Sitting, programming, reading about management science and listening to Mahler. Times change. Keep up.

Monday, April 16, 2012

hooray

i love interns.
dear friend just almost hooked up with dear friend. can any of us contain the excitement?