I haven't watched RAW yet, so please please don't tell me what happened... REALLY rooting for AJ and Cena, even though I made the mistake of reading this yesterday. I'm hoping he just went to Nikki Bella's high school reunion to be nice.
Which wrestler would YOU like to bring to YOUR high school reunion? Leave a comment after the jump!
Tuesday, December 4, 2012
Vampires and Christmas Music
Do vampires like Christmas music?
Oh, of course, the body the blood, the eating of the christ - it all stems from the death and rebirth of the winter solstice. There is no Easter without Christmas, and no Christmas without Easter. Catholics explicitly drink the actual blood of their god every Sunday at mass, and so I suppose one could imagine that vampires, bone-headed literalists, craving some semblance of normalcy, of their lost humanity might 'enjoy Christmas' as they enjoy the Christian mysticism.
But are vampires that simple-minded? Do they enjoy in humanity what bears resemblance to them?
No, of course not!
Vampires are complex and like the rest of us, enjoy the seasons! Unlike us though vampires enjoy winter: they do not feel the cold, AND they can go outside or 'be awake' for more hours of each day. Think about it: winter is vampire summer.
We, the humans, might suppress a smile at:
VAMPIRES LOVE CHRISTMAS music and they highly recommend The Christmas Classics station on Pandora.
Oh, of course, the body the blood, the eating of the christ - it all stems from the death and rebirth of the winter solstice. There is no Easter without Christmas, and no Christmas without Easter. Catholics explicitly drink the actual blood of their god every Sunday at mass, and so I suppose one could imagine that vampires, bone-headed literalists, craving some semblance of normalcy, of their lost humanity might 'enjoy Christmas' as they enjoy the Christian mysticism.
But are vampires that simple-minded? Do they enjoy in humanity what bears resemblance to them?
No, of course not!
Vampires are complex and like the rest of us, enjoy the seasons! Unlike us though vampires enjoy winter: they do not feel the cold, AND they can go outside or 'be awake' for more hours of each day. Think about it: winter is vampire summer.
We, the humans, might suppress a smile at:
Here it is the groove slightly transformed, a VAMPIRE will feel the same way about the Prague philharmonic's rendition of 'Silent Night', it will remind him of driving around drinking beer (obviously only in the 70s), and going to the beach! He can do that during winter, just like you can do that during summer.
Just a bit of a break from the norm
Just a little somethin' to break the monotony
Of all that hardcore dance that has gotten to be
A little bit out of control it's cool to dance
But what about the groove that soothes that moves romance
Give me a soft subtle mix
And if ain't broke then don't try to fix it
And think of the summers of the past
Adjust the base and let the alpine blast
Pop in my cd and let me run a rhyme
And put your car on cruise and lay back cause this is summertime
VAMPIRES LOVE CHRISTMAS music and they highly recommend The Christmas Classics station on Pandora.