On Justice Scalia

Careful readers of TrendingVampire will know that Scalia is obviously not a vampire.

This is obvious for several reasons. In covens, putting Vampires 'to ground' is reserved for very serious offenses, done carefully, thoughtfully and well seriously. We humans clearly don't do that with our criminal underclass. Its probably because when we put people to jail we use them as slaves, but when vampires are put to ground, or left floating in the bottom of the ocean, they aren't used to advantage their captors.

Scalia's dissent in Brown-v-Plata reads like a bad queer romance novel, where the justice dispensed by a glistening, ripped former
inmate, requires the Supreme Court Justice be chained in the basement waiting to take his punishment.

A new vampire (or Dexter) would obviously welcome this new segment of the non-innocent population, and all regular (100+ year old vampires) would probably be like 'What the fuck! Humans are 'mortal'. It's pretty fucking sick to leave them in jail for their entire lives!'