Friday, June 10, 2011

Rome wasn't built in a day!

You know you may think that Lady Gaga invented some shit, but the truth is - Ke$ha is an actually talented crossover artist. She's played on urban radio all the time. She's played in gay clubs, and my niece loves her. Her voice is infectious, her songs play on misogyny, she's trashed all the time, and who doesn't love glitter. If you can't figure out that she's actually talented somewhere deep within, and just enjoying your life, I don't think you understand how 'art' works.


D-I-N-O-S-A-U-R
A dinosaur
D-I-N-O-S-A-U-R
A dinosaur
An O-L-D M-A-N
You're just an old man
Hitting on me what?
You need a cat scan

Verse 1:
Oh man
Why are you starin' at me
Mack on me and my friends it's kinda a creepy
You should be prowling around the Old folks home
Come on dude!
Leave us alone

At first we thought that it was kind of ill when
We saw that you were like a billion
And still out tryin' to make a killin'
Get back to the museum

Chours:
D-I-N-O-S-A-U-R
A dinosaur
D-I-N-O-S-A-U-R
A dinosaur
An O-L-D M-A-N
You're just an old man
Hitting on me what?
You need a cat scan

Hey dinosaur,
Hey you're prehistoric!
Hey dinosaur,
That's what you are HA!

Hey carnivore,
You want my meat and I know it!
Hey dinosaur,
That's what you are HA!

Yeah, Your pretty old hahaha

Not long til' your a senior citizen
And you can strut around with that sexy tank of oxygen
Honey your toupee is fallin' to your left side
Get up and go bro!
Oh wait your fossilized HA!

Then you offered me a martini
Walk away with your hips with in sinking
Then you say, Honey wanna come with me
I'm about to barf seriously

Chorus:
D-I-N-O-S-A-U-R
A dinosaur
D-I-N-O-S-A-U-R
A dinosaur
An O-L-D M-A-N
You're just an old man
Hitting on me what?
You need a cat scan

Hey dinosaur,
Baby you're prehistoric!
Hey dinosaur,
That's what you are HA!

Hey carnivore,
You want my meat I know it!
Hey dinosaur,
That's what you are HA!

Hey dinosaur,
Baby you're prehistoric!
Hey dinosaur,
That's what you are HA!

Hey carnivore,
You want my meat I know it!
Hey dinosaur,
That's what you are HA!

Chorus:
D-I-N-O-S-A-U-R
A dinosaur
D-I-N-O-S-A-U-R
That's what you are HA!
D-I-N-O-S-A-U-R
That's what you are HA!


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1 comment:

  1. No joke, I've been trying to explain Ke$ha's value to people for some time now too. It's always nice to feel vindicated when ideas I have pop up on Trending Vampire.

    Thanks!

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