my roommates are loud
my roommates leave meat in the pots and pans
my roommates leave water in my cast iron pan
my roommates close the bathroom door when they are not in it
as a result, my roommates sometimes walk in on me in the bathroom
my roommates sigh when they realize I am in the bathroom
my roommates have a VOIP phone that rings every morning at 4:45
my roommates have bad politics,
my roommates think they know everything
As a result, my roommates are condescending
my roommates never stop talking
my roommates never stop arguing about things they know nothing about
my roommates said something bad about occupy oakland
my roommates ate my trail mix
my roommates are gone for christmas.
may their plane crash.
This is like "Waiting for Godot" but darker.
ReplyDeleteThe meat in pans and saying something bad about occupy oakland make me feel murderous towards your roommates. I don't know what VOIP is, but nothing should ring at 4:45 am. I hate them.
ReplyDeleteReminiscent of Walt Whitman's "I Sing a Song of My Motherfucking Roommates", yet, more poignant.
ReplyDeleteWhy on earth would anyone close the bathroom door when no one is in it? That is the falsest false modesty I can think of. Awful.
ReplyDeleteYour roommates suck.
ReplyDeleteholy fucking god this is so many comments.
ReplyDeleteThen why dont you just move out? Or get new roommates.
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