Johnny Depp to be Barnabas Collins

In perhaps the MOST EXCITING news every broadcast anywhere which anyone who cares about this thing would have already known. The Dark Shadows: The Movie is going to be starring Johnny Depp! For example: this article is from November 5 of last year. Dark Shadows may seem like campy fun nowadays but it was terrifying and mysterious and I didn't notice all the bloopers when I was little. I just loved it. The same way I didn't think about how creepy it was that Johnny Depp was a NARK in 21 Jump Street.