Tuesday, July 12, 2011

A clarification regarding the TrendingVampire Plan to save the Economy

Dear adoring public:

We are proposing that for a nominal fee, say $1000, Job Creators can 'vote' for our elected representatives. Job Creators, in their benevolence, may choose to give welfare queens sucking off the teats of socialism more incentive not to work by choosing to 'vote' multiple times.

Job Creators are just that kind.

- The TrendingVampire Staff

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